Happy Late Valentines Day, motherfuckers!
What did all you sweet kittens do for Valentines Day? Husband and I went to dinner. Plain and simple. We've been together 10 years, so the whole novelty thing wore off a while ago. I don't even mean this in a bad way, it's actually nice. We're comfortable. It doesn't mean we don't still love each other to pieces, we do. We just don't feel the need for all the pop and circumstance anymore.

In other exciting news, I went to the katy perry concert a couple weeks ago & stood like, 3 feet from PEREZ HILTON! I love you, Perez. Perez wasn't rude but he didn't have time for your girl because he was busy chasing Mika (the singer) around like a puppydog. I kept telling my friend "ok, I'm going to ask perez for a picture, just hold the camera". I totally lost my nerve and then perez went through some vip entrance to the backstage area and I was pictureless. However, my friend, Dolo, did take this picture while I screamed, "COME BACK PEREZ, I LOVE YOU!"

Yeah, that's pretty pathetic, I know. I don't normally get excited about celebrities, but for my Perez, I will make an exception! On another note, how awesome is my cool fake pink hair extensions? I swear, I think I'm like a giant 7 year old who likes to play dress up and doesn't have an adult to stop her! hahahahaha




Ok, let's talk about Octo-Mom....I hate that bitch. She is SO EFFING CRAZY. I may not be one to talk, but uhhh, nice plastic surgery, honey. What the fuck is up with her joker lips and waaaaay obvious nosejob? Maybe you should be saving money for all your 90,000 kids. Oh, wait, I forgot....Money is "superfluous to you. It's just paper." How mental are you? The next time the mortgage comes due I'll just send them a note saying how money is just paper and see how they accept that. Riiiiiiiiggggggght.
Let's see, let's talk about something positive....Oh, the MAC Hello Kitty collection. You know your girl was there for the launch party and was a damn psycho getting all the HK Stuff and I even got a HK tattoo put on me by a dude wearing leather pants, boots, a giant black leather HK head and nothing else. It was truly a highlight of my life. Go get some o' that makeup! The cuteness factor is just ridiculous!
Yours Truly,
Octo-Hater

My fun Sunday

Guess where I went yesterday? To the Pasadena Rose Bowl Flea Market with my mom! I've never been before. I've lived in LA for 13 years & yesterday was my time. For those who don't know it's like an LA institution. It's this super-mega-ultra Flea Market. Super huge with separate areas for crafts, antiques, new stuff, blah blah blah.
I bought some AMAZING stuff! A vintage kimono style dress (that will need a bit of tailoring), a Frida print in this beat up frame (sweet), 5 pairs of kitschy earrings for 20 bucks, a bon jovi slippery when wet concert t (in case you were curious, I DO give love a bad name) & a star wars t that has all the writing in japanese. Fuck, yeah!
Husband laughed and laughed at my new dress, telling me I looked like an idiot and asking if I realized I was "not japanese". This from a man who matches his short sets. Needless to say, I'm not paying a whole lot of attention to his opinion. I do realize I'm not japanese or why I would think that in the 1st place since I have blond hair and green eyes and am Irish. (you can insert your own drunken irish joke here)
The cats seemed to enjoy all my new purchases and after much sniffing about, they were all cleared for entry into my closet. Except the Frida print which husband already hung up for me in our loft.
Last night the husband, furchildren and I settled down for a night of Tivo fun, with the fireplace blaring. The kitties love a good fire. We watched The Soup & Rock of Love 3 premiere. We never miss the Soup. I was actually going to skip this season of crazy skank of Love, but decided to give it a shot.
Oh. My. Lord.
Dude, they didn't even try to pepper in a few normal girls this time. Just all crazy bitches all the time. It's AWSOME! It was the most wonderful hour and a half....ever! Tonight we're going to watch Tool School on VH1. (thank you, tivo, thank you) It looks like a big old hot mess, too. SCORE!
I will update with how horrible/wonderful it is as well.
XOXOXXO,
me

New Year....who cares?

Hey Kittens! Here we are in a brand new year. I know, everyone is doing the resolution thing. I did nothing for new years except go to bed at 11pm with the cats. How's THAT for excitement, eh? I do have a few resolutions, but unlike I usually do, I'm not going to broadcast them this year. That way, I have no one to be accountable to but myself.

One that I will share is that I got a IPod Nano for Christmas and now think I'm the coolest thing since seedless watermelon. Now it's just figuring out how to operate it. I know, I'm like, the last person alive who doesn't have Itunes, Ipods and all that craziness down to a science. I would like to learn to do operate this thing without calling my friends who already have Ipods and leaving them obscenity laced voicemails about how much I hate learning this.

What's weird is I'll sit with one art project and stare at it and reconstruct for hours without even the slightest bit of frustration. So patience obviously isn't the issue.

I also got some other cool ass shit for Christmas: some tarina jewelry, a killer 50's style dia de la muertos dress & these amazing Hello kitty high heels that I can't wait to rock like a hot bitch!

Another lil' project I just started was making these really cool Kat Von D style shirts where they're all cut up. Her tutorial is really cool, watch it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtEoqwS5urc

I love her.

I want a new tatt so badly but I really want it on my forearm which will make an unhappy husband. Husband will recover, but I have to live in the real world and I know that some people ain't gonna take your girl too serious if she's got a big ass Hello Kitty blazing down her forearm.

Peace Bitches! XOXOXOXO